I get new hours at work next week when we get back from San Antonio. I have been the opener at work now for two months. I told myself I could learn to like the 4:45 a.m. start time. I fooled myself into thinking that because I used to wake up at ungodly hours a few days a month when I was working for United that I would be fine. A night owl like me can never get used to a schedule like that, I learned the hard way. In honor of my last four days of wake up hell, I made a list of the things I am not going to miss about waking up well before the crack of dawn.